1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
Learn more.

Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.

Learn more.

johncribati
tenaflyviper

It’s possible for a grown man standing a couple of feet away, but we’re talking about a little kid hurling it from a bike out on the street, and nobody folds newspapers that tightly (I know–I was a paper girl when I was a kid).

Paperboy still lied to us.  You don’t know how disappointed I was to never find that obstacle course at the end of my route.

baronxvi

Are you just going to gloss over the fact it’s in time with the Evangelion theme?

Source: glasses-bae
endangered-justice-seeker
endangered-justice-seeker

Minding one’s own business needs to be a course in college…

azraelabyss

This makes me sad. I grew up in a diverse area near the westcoast and I love casually hearing other languages. It makes me feel closer to the world and happy that they’re free to speak whatever language they want. This might sound weird, but whenever I hear them, it reminds me that strangers are real people with their own life and history. It’s a fact we easily forget. Language is such a huge part of who we are. I can’t imagine being forced to deny a part of my identity. To be told that I need to squish myself into their boxes or I’ll become the nail that needs to be hammered down. I hate this and I am so sorry this is happening to you.

queenbryt91

What sort of weird ass entitlement is this? You dare tell someone to speak English who isn’t even talking to YOU? Why?? So you’re free to eavesdrop on every conversation ever? I don’t understand

perks-of-being-chinese
hornedbooty

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

a-sadist-at-play-45

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

hornedbooty

oooo!!! buzzkill syndrome, i see. a true example, what a case study.

birdghost

someone is angery!!!

angelsaxis

what a bitche

Source: hornedbooty